i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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