I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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