I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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