I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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