My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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