I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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