I wish i was in the wii world.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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