I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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