Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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