even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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