I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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