I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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