honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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