on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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