Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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