Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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