Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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