omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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