JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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