your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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