doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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