"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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