dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Randomize