member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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