my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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