Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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