what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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