This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Oh god it's open bar.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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