hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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