Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm like, not good at living.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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