omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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