it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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