Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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