so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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