My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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