are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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