Nicole vs. Life
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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