the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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