Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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