He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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