Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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