you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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