its not stalking. its research.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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