So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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