im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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