my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize