Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
