You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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