Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
