Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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