wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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