i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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