I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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