No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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