sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
only if we run a train.
done.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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