Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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